Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Delian]

Alrighty so this is the way da game works. One user asks a question. This question does not have to have any purpose at all and can be totally random.
Example: Why are potatoes like the sunshine?

And the next user to post an answer which does not have to have any worldly value either.
Example: Because the Alpaca spitted on them. O.o

Then the user who gave the stupid answer brings up another stupid question!
Easy and Cheezy.

I'll begin!

Why does the moon look like a Pelican?

[Epona]

Because the Piano Man exists!!

Why are there holes in Swiss Cheese?

[Nim]

Because A unicorn poked it
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Why is my watermelon salty?

[Delian]

Because the ginger man made it salty.

Why does Delian have to have a hard time to choose a mate? Lol.

[Tamotsu]

(Because he sees no interest in love nor does he try...but maybe a mare will come along xD ;3 o3o lol)

Because pepper(the seasoning) says so. lol

Why is a stallion called a stallion? :3

[Nim]

Because they are always stalling ;p
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Why is it so cold?

[Delian]

Because Santa said so.

Why are boys called boys and girls called girls?

[Nim]

Because boys have bees and girls have greed xD
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Why are you cool?

[Delian]

Cause I'm the boogie man ;D


Why is the moon round?

[Nim]

Because when it used to be a square, we carved it because it had to much gravity for us.. x3
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Why is paper flat?

[Delian]

Because it didn't like that it was fat before. xD

Why are bubbles soapy?

[Tamotsu]

Because they are slippery and its more fun? x3

Why do keyboards have keys?

[RosePuppy]

Because it was supposed to be a piano.

Why do pigs fly?

[Delian]

Because they are fat chubby adorable flying piggies.

[Tamotsu]

(you forgot to add another question lol)

[Nim]

Why are most phones square shaped?

[Delian]

Becuase they liked Sponge Bob more then Passion Fruit.

Why do we need to eat?

[Nim]

So we cant eat our parents xD
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Why do dogs scratch?

[RosePuppy]

If they don't, birds will eat them.

Why are butterflies angry?

[Tamotsu]

Because all the bees wouldn't let them eat.

Why are oreos milks favorite cookie? :3

[Delian]

Because they tempt you to drink them so then they can eat you up! 0.0

Why do horses fly?

[Nim]

To run away from their nagging mates xD
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Why is it january?

[RosePuppy]

Because February is sick

Why is the earth flat?

[Tamotsu]

so we wont fall into space and die.

Why is Godzilla a lizard?

[Delian]

Because she thought being an over grown lizard with sharp teeth and claws would scar people more then a large hairy spider? xD

Why is the moon made out of cheese?

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